Another one sent to me by people at Canary Wharf. I think there’s a sort of gallows humour going on over there.
An architect, a surgeon and a banker are discussing the Creation.
The surgeon says: ‘Look, we surgeons are most important. God’s a surgeon because the first thing he did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’
The architect says: ‘No, God must be an architect. He made the world in seven days out of chaos.’
The banker smiles: ‘And who made the chaos?’